I can eat those every single day.” ~ Shay Mitchell In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.” ~ Steven Wright “There’s a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.“Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.” ~ David Letterman.“If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.” ~ Jeff Bezos.“All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.” ~ Sara Paretsky.“It’s fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.” ~ Penn Jillette.“I’m not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.” ~ Axl Rose.“As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.” ~ Bonnie Bedelia.I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.” ~ Mary Tyler Moore “My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate.“I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth – and truth rewarded me.” ~ Simone de Beauvoir, Pizza quotes love.Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza!” ~ Jay Leno “For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America.“I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.” ~ America Ferrera.“We’re mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza.” ~ John Lennon.(Yes, I did the math.)” ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson “On Venus, you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air.They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom.” ~ Stephen Colbert Not as long as they still deliver pizza.” ~ Tiger Woods “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” ~ Lara Stone.“Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.” ~ Anna Quindlen.Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ~ Dave Barry “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.“I am deliberate and afraid of nothing.” ~ Audre Lorde.“But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.” ~ Neil Patrick Harris.“We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.” ~ Claude Chabrol.“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” ~ Henry Rollins.“You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.” ~ Scott M.“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” ~ Bill Murray. “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.” ~ Kevin James.“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.” ~ Andrew W.K.“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” ~ Yogi Berra.“Where there is power, there is resistance.” ~ Michel Foucault.Pizza is the circle of life.” ~ Ed Sheeran A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Pizza quotes, Pizza sayings, and Pizza proverbs.
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